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Doolie gets brief respite from Academy life
Jasper came home for Thanksgiving! We did get to see him on his own turf over Labor Day weekend when we all piled into the Arnebus for the long drive to Colorado Springs, but this was the first time he was allowed to come home since he started basic training back in June. He had been counting the days, literally, since September. The United States Air Force Academy (USAFA) can be a real pressure cooker, so going home is a welcome relief.
Thankfully, BCT only lasts about six weeks. However, unlike most military recruits, cadets get that special "boot camp feeling" for many more months! Yes, from the time college courses start in August until spring break in March, Air Force Academy cadets are still under many "restrictions." During this time, first-year cadets are called "doolies," from the Greek word "doulos," which means "slave." The purpose of the USAFA is to build leaders, and before you can become a leader you must first learn how to be a follower. They are building some world-class followers at the Academy.
After scooping up food, a doolie must insert the food into his mouth, return the utensil to the table, and put his hands on his lap before he can start chewing. Doolies may only speak when asked a question by an upperclassman.
The Academy has been doing this for fifty years with some pretty good results, so they probably know what they're doing -- even if it doesn't seem to make sense right now. A doolie's typical day starts at 6:25 am, when he must be out in the dorm room hall, fully dressed (they are ALWAYS in uniform) and with a perfect room and bed, calling out the number of minutes until the morning formation. At precisely 6:55 am, all 4000 cadets march to breakfast in Mitchell Hall and eat in one cavernous room, in 21 minutes!
Furthermore, they must stay on the granite lines dividing the huge slabs of concrete. And a doolie cannot wear a backpack; he must carry it in his left hand so he can salute officers with his right hand. A doolie must give an official greeting to every person he passes by on the terrazzo. He must memorize the name, rank, and position of every upperclassmen in his squadron (about 100 cadets). On top of these quirky rules is military training, marching, and knowledge tests. At the Academy, EVERYTHING is ranked! A doolie's military rank depends on memorization of facts and general attitude.
Perhaps the most daunting aspect of Academy life is academics. After all, USAFA is a highly-rated four-year college at its core. Jasper is currently enjoying a class load of Calculus 3, Physics, Advanced Chemistry, Engineering 101, and Spanish.
It makes you wonder why anyone would choose such a place! Most amazing to me are the kids who go to USAFA after turning down a full ride at other places, either for sports or academics. I guess some people really like to challenge themselves in every way.
And when they get home, they enjoy simple pleasures like seeing friends and family, watching a movie, and reading a book on a comfy chair.
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